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⚠ SEA LEVEL
+3m +2m +1m 0m
🌊 The Most Southern Beach in All of Tuvalu 🌊

TUVALU VEGGIES BEACH

Where the ocean doesn't knock β€” it moves in πŸ₯¦πŸ§…πŸŒΆοΈπŸ₯‘πŸ‡

Scroll before we sink
⚠️ BREAKING: SEA LEVEL +3mm THIS YEAR     🌊 TUVALU IS SINKING BUT OUR VIBES ARE NOT     πŸ₯¦ VEGGIE ASSEMBLY IN SESSION     πŸ“ SOUTHERNMOST BEACH IN TUVALU     🚨 WATER RISING... VEGGIES STILL HERE     🐠 FISH HAVE JOINED THE ASSEMBLY    

Born on the Edge of the World

We are the Tuvalu Veggie Assembly β€” a ragtag crew of fruit-headed beach bums who somehow ended up at the most remote, most southernmost, most gloriously sinking beach in all of Tuvalu.

Nobody planned this. The ocean did. Every year the water creeps a few millimeters closer. The palm trees tilt. The sand shrinks. And we get more dedicated to partying on it.

We are: The Onion, The Dragon Fruit, The Red Pepper, The Avocado, and the entire Grape Cluster squad. We came, we swam, we set up a Veggie Assembly on a beach that the Pacific Ocean has been slowly trying to claim back.

Our motto? If Tuvalu goes under, at least we went down smiling. πŸ₯¦

The Veggie Assembly crew at Tuvalu beach
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THE VEGGIE ASSEMBLY

The Veggie Assembly β€” Funafuti, Tuvalu πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡»

Meet the Veggie Crew

Five veggies, one beach, zero plans to leave before the water reaches our knees

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THE ONION
Chief Tear Officer
Cries at sunsets. Also at rising sea levels. Has many layers β€” all of them salty.
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DRAGON FRUIT
Head of Exotic Affairs
Looks dangerous, is actually sweet. Insisted on a "Welcome to Tuvalu" sign. Nobody argued.
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RED PEPPER
Minister of Spice
Brings the heat that no rising ocean can cool down. Runs the beach volleyball league.
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THE AVOCADO
Smooth Operator
Always ripe at the perfect moment. Has a stone-cold heart but warm vibes. Owns the beach hut.
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THE GRAPE CLUSTER
Full Squad Energy
Not one but MANY. The entire gang in grape form. Strength in numbers. The ocean fears the cluster.

The Numbers Don't Lie

3m above sea level (barely)
+5mm sea rise per year
8.6Β°S south latitude, Funafuti
∞ veggies never stop
26kmΒ² total nation area
~50 scientists estimate

Find Us While You Can

8Β°38'39"S Β· 179Β°4'51"E
Funafuti Atoll β€” Tuvalu β€” South Pacific Ocean
southernmost beach in tuvalu 🏝️
πŸ—ΊοΈ OPEN IN MAPS

* coordinates subject to change as the ocean renegotiates the border